37. The Sound of Music

Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer stare into each other's eyes in a gazebo during "Something Good."
I know that the bisexual gaze reached its apotheosis in the 1999 cinematic classic The Mummy, but how do you solve a problem like making THIS a throuple?

This is the kind of movie that just didn’t click when I was younger. It was too long, the songs seemed silly, and it didn’t seem to have a lot going on.

I was so wrong.

It’s a story about finding your convictions at a time when so many are just going with the flow (see also: Casablanca and The Rules of the Game). It’s a story where people give up on accepted paths for their life and take a dangerous chance on something that brings them joy.

And it provides great online shorthand for the proper response to Nazi bullshit:

Captain Von Trapp rips a Nazi flag in half, because Nazis should fuck right off.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off (Von Trapp Club Remix)

When I see parodies of the love story, I feel like I’m laughing with the movie instead of at it. It really is one of those well done instances where you understand why these two characters fall in love (and the relationship’s believability isn’t just riding on the fact that they cast two actors who can definitely get it).