- What piece of media that you’re reasonably sure you love more than 99% of people?
- What is your IRL D&D alignment, and what do you wish it was? (Me: Lawful Good but wishes to be Chaotic Good)
- Say we’re spending our first date lying on the floor listening to one side of a vinyl album on repeat. What album and what side?
- Other than strawberry or grape, what is your favorite jam/jelly?
- Tell me about a time you felt like someone specifically cursed you and it came true. (Yes, I do have an answer in mind for mine.)
- Of all the creatures living in the ocean, which are you most afraid of?
- If we’re robbing the Louvre, what is your preferred role in the heist? Cite specific skills and experience to support your answer.
- Who was the worst 19th century US President, and why was it Rutherford B. Hayes?
- Wrong answers only: What defunct IP from the 1990s (that has not yet been brought back) absolutely needs a big budget film reboot?
- Would you rather fight three 15-year-olds or fifteen 3-year-olds?
- How many times can you fold an 8.5 x 11 inch sheet of paper in half?
- When AI attempts to blanket the sky with nuclear winter to finish off the human race, what do you know how to do that will be essential for our ability to not just survive, but thrive in the machine-dominated hellscape to come?
- Which is the best: Peppermint, Spearmint, or Wintergreen?
- If your fourth-grade class only remembered you based on the most embarrassing thing you did that year, what would their nickname for you be?
- What are the first three songs you put on a playlist titled “High-Speed Pursuit Pump Up Mix?”
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